The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do

I loved waking up to this post on McSweeney’s, so I figured I would repost.  I think that I am going to post these on my wall, next to Ideo’s Braistorming Rules.  I particularly like #5 about finding your Muse.

The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do by Colin Nissan

1. Write Every Day   Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think of your words as reps, your paragraphs as sets, your pages as daily workouts….

2. Don’t Procrastinate   …Well, it’s time to look procrastination in the eye and tell that seafaring wench, “Sorry not today, today I write.”

3. Fight Through Writer’s Block   …Whatever you choose to call it, staring into the abyss in search of an idea can be terrifying. But ask yourself this; was Picasso intimidated by the blank canvas?…

4. Learn from the Masters   Mark Twain once said, “Show, don’t tell.” This is an incredibly important lesson for writers to remember; never get such a giant head that you feel entitled to throw around obscure phrases like “Show, don’t tell.”….

5. Find Your Muse   …Just be patient in your search, because the right muse/human relationship can last a lifetime.

6. Hone Your Craft …Perhaps George Bernard Shaw said it best when upon sending a letter to a close friend, he wrote, “I’m sorry this letter is so long, I didn’t have time to make it shorter.”…

7. Ask for Feedback   …Remember, the only kind of criticism that doesn’t make you a better writer is dishonest criticism…

8. Read, Read, Read   It’s no secret that great writers are great readers, and that if you can’t read, your writing will often suffer…

9. Study the Rules, then Break Them   Part of finding your own voice as a writer is finding your own grammar…

10. Keep it Together   …So treat your demons with the respect they deserve, and with enough prescriptions to keep you wearing pants.

Read the full descriptions by Colin Colin Nissan, here.

Writing Tips from a Commitment-Phobe

Hello!

I am rested, relaxed and feeling particularly motivated.  This year has been all about new things for me and I am happy to report that this has been my most successful year for accomplishing New Year’s resolutions (it’s only April so knock on wood).  One of which is to dedicate more time to writing and reading.  My daytime job keeps me pretty nomadic (which is what I like to blame my commitment phobia on), as one would suspect, the hardest part for me is to find the time. So here are the 4 steps I am taking to help make writing a more regular part of my life:

  1. Start a new blog
  2. Sign up for classes
  3. Block out time on my calendar
  4. Write every day.

Rationale:  1. I have this theory that if I tell the world about it, then I will do it.  check.  2. I take homework seriously.  And I love school; I am a nerd.  I just signed up for my second class at Gotham Writer’s Workshop.  check.  3. If something is on my cal then it’s real.  I think most clearly in the early morning or late at night, depending on what I did that day.  I am really going to try and stick with an early morning routine.  I marked off time everyday, in different amounts of minutes.  check.   4. Only time will tell, but I am off to a good start today ^-^

Here is some inspiration for the day (that I totally ripped off of Brainpickings) from Mr. Kurt Vonnegut himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmVcIhnvSx8&feature=player_embedded

8 tips on how to write a good short story according to Kurt Vonnegut:

  1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
  2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
  3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
  4. Every sentence must do one of two things-reveal character or advance the action.
  5. Start as close to the end as possible
  6. Be a Sadist.  No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them-in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
  7. Write to please just one person.  If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia
  8. Give your readers as much information as possible.  To hell with suspense.  Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

If you have made it this far, THANKS for reading my first blog post.  I am not totally sure what this blog is all about and I am ok with that (commitment-phobes LOVE ambiguity, ha!)  But you can expect posts with regularity on: literature, travel, and a plethora of random topics that I might be “researching” for something that I am writing.  Oh, and my tastes range from Kurt Vonnegut to Amanda Hocking, so you have been warned!

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